exams = conquered

greetings

I write to you today from the comfort of the union because I do not have internet in my apartment still. Not because I don't want it, but because it's overly expensive and I haven't had time to get it set up and such.

Getting back to my last post before I was so rudely interrupted by the cripple (I say cripple because Jenna's body is so janky (messed up/weird) that she may have a stress fracture in her foot from running the half. She can't even run right, I know. Anyway she went to the doctor after texting me a while trying to see if I could diagnose her over the phone by telling me that her foot hurt, I can't. The doc said no major fractures, but stress fractures are very difficult to see in an xray. They did, however, give her a super cute surgical shoe that she can now use to accesorize her outfits. That's her story. That was a long aside). As I was saying, whatever day that was I went to Jenna's, had dinner and did laundry, oh yea and studied.

Saturday I studied all day.

Sunday I studied all day.

Today I took 6 exams in under 3 hours. Mostly cause I'm awesome. Partly because they were short exams. Then shortly after the tests were done, it was my turn to skin. I was in lab for about an hour and a half peeling the skin off of our cadaver's legs and foot from the hip bone down to the foot, obviously. You would not believe the amount of cutaneous innervation (nerves in the skin) that there are in the front of your shin. Thats probably why it hurts like the dickens when any snot nosed kid kicks you in the shin for taking his lollipop and whiping it in dirt cause he said you smell bad even though you just showered and the little kid doesn't know what he's talking about cause he's just a kid and kids don't know anything, but you still took offense to it because you don't smell and you know you don't smell and he's just a little brat so you whiped his lollipop in dirt, but then he kicked you. But I digress.... So yea pretty awesome day. The grades are up for the majority of exams and I am pleased to announce that I passed all of my exams with flying colors. Best test was physio so far with an 18/20 and worst was histo which was 10/15, which is pretty baller cause I only studied for histo for an hour because it was only a 15 question test worth 7% of our grade and there were more important things to be studied in our time. It was pretty much the idea of everyone in my class, which sucks for histo, but even if you failed the test it's still super easy to make up the points. But yea good stuff. I'm going riding shortly with the cycling team, and my new tubes for my fixie came in so I can put the real front wheel back on. Also, we're all going out tonight (oh no on a school night???) because we need to see what the outside world is like instead of the inside of the library.

There's a business career fair or something like that at the union right now and I heard the words "free food" so I'm going to go see if I can track it down. I think you have to be in a suit with a nametag and I am in shorts and a T shirt and, sadly, no nametag, so I'm not sure how well it will work, but I'm going to try. Catch ya later.

“I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass. What I’m trying to say is, don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.”

           - Demitri Martin